● john.service — active (running)
John T. Adams
Building maintenance for the Urbana Park District. Classic rock lifer. St. Louis kid, Champaign grown-up. Booting up since 1969.
$ systemctl status john.service ● john.service - A regular guy from the Metro East Loaded: loaded (/home/champaign-il; enabled) Active: active (running) since Fri 1969-12-12 Main PID: 1 (john) Tasks: fixing things, cracking jokes, turning it up Memory: KSHE 95, the '70s → present CGroup: /urbana-park-district.slice
$ ./shell # go ahead, type something
Welcome, guest. Type help to see what you can do. Try neofetch.
$ systemctl list-units --type=life
UNIT
ACTIVE
SINCE
DESCRIPTION
● john.service
running
Fri 1969-12-12
A regular guy from the Metro East
● cahokia-high.service
exited
Aug 1985
Cahokia High School, Class of '89
● kshe95.service
running
the '70s
Classic Rock Daemon (94.7 FM, St. Louis)
● humor.service
running
forever
Carlin / Pryor / Dangerfield / Kinison compatibility layer
● siding.service
exited
after graduation, '89
Hanging siding in St. Louis with Uncle Rick
● heuer-massey-ferguson.service
exited
Sep 2008
Parts, tractors, and a little PHP
● semo-telecom.service
exited
Nov 2017
Telecommunications billing at Southeast Missouri State
● urbana-park-district.service
running
Apr 2019
Building maintenance & safety, Urbana Park District
● gemini-sds.service
running
2026
AI-assisted Safety Data Sheets
9 loaded units listed. 5 still running.
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